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M R BOBACK: <i>Lara!</i>
- LARA: <i>My dad!s back.</i>

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G l RLS :
<i>Hi, Mr Boback!</i>

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M um , do you wanna do someth i ng today?
- What?

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Something , anyth i ng .
- I ' ve got too much to do.

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Ch la-what?
- Chlamydia.

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You ' II need to contact
your sexual partners and i nform them .

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Partners?

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Iti s over.
- Oh , come on , let ' s just have a l ittle ...

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Iike , a Iittle goodbye fiddle .
- Goodbye , Dom .

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Hello , again .
Wednesday afternoon , am usement park.

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Sorry. Who are you?

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You have a bite mark--
- No ! No .

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It i s on your shou lder--
- Oi , oi ! Get out of it, you little shit.

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I i ll be in touch .

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PHON E RI N GS

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MAN DY: H i .
- MARK: <i>Where are you ?</i>

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Yeah , I ' m at the school morn i ng meeting .

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<i>Oh. Listen, l can tt find Ph0ebe ts karate kit.</i>

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MAN DY: Look in her room .
<i>- I did.</i>

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<i>Lo0k, are you OK ab0ut t0day?</i>

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Yeah , yeah , I i m fi ne .
It' s . . . it ' s just a day.

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OSCAR : I ' m afraid I have a m igraine .
You ' re gonna have to go then .

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What? Take a N urofen .

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OSCAR :
lt ' s a migrai ne .

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Then we won i t go, we can all go another day.

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No, Caroline , the whole point is it ' s today,
to take her mind off the an n iversary.

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M U FFLED : We need to get her out of town ,
away from it all .

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At any rate , it ' II be good for you and M iri
to spend some time together.

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CAROLl N E :
Your headache might clear u p in a minute .

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OSCAR :
lt ' s not a headache , Caroline .

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MAN DY SCREAMS

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H iya, hi , babe . H iya.

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Yeah , l i m just thin king , I th i n k the , um ,
karate kit ' s in the airing cu pboard .

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Yeah .

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Which one is she again ?

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Your father i s au nt.
- Thought she died .

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No, she refuses to . OId cunt.

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But she i s family, so you visit.

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Li ke we visited you in . . . that place .

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You can say i' cu nti'
but you can ' t say " prison " ?

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It ' s extremely rare
for me to use the " cu nt" word

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and I on ly do so with regard
to absolute cunts .

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SH E SI G HS
lt ' s a lovely drive and we ' re gon na have fun .

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Feels fun .

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EN G I N E STARTS

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Fifth of November.

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Iti s a beautiful day.

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Exciting .

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M l RI CHANTS :
Shark! Shark! Shark! Shark!

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M um , you have to say 'i attack'i .
- Attack.

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No, at the same ti me as me .

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SH E C HANTS: Shark! Shark! Shark!
- You ' re not sayi ng it.

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No , so , you say attack, then I have to try
and guess when you ' re gonna say it

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and say it before you .

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CAROLl N E CHANTS :
Attack! Attack! Attack! Attack!

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M I Rl G I GG LES
No.

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Stupid game .

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When we get home , l i II make you play
ping-pong doorways .

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What on Earth is that?
- M I Rl CH UCKLES

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We used to make up Iots of silly games
in prison to pass the time .

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There is a Iot of time .

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You get quite creative .

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Do you know that I can make
a banoffee pie in a kettle?

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Yeah . lt ' s actually rather good , l ' ll . . .
l ' ll make it for you and Dad one day.

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There i s a good hairdresser i n Petworth .
Maybe we could stop off and ...

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see if they can fit you in .

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Wow.

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You could have some h igh l ights .

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It might make you feel better.
- No , it might make you feel better

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that stuff doesn i t matter to me ,
you know that.

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J ust a thought.

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MAN ON RAD I O : <i>We humans ha ve creative
software in our brain, so it's those neuro--</i>

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I want to Iisten to <i>The Archers.</i>
- N o , let ' s just tal k.

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About what?
- Anything , something .

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We know nothing about each other.

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We were tal king and we fi n ished .

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OK, brilliant.

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Three-hour drive . H ooray.

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U RI N E SPLASH ES

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H E SI G HS
- U RI N E SPLASH ES

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Fuck you , Caroline .

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U RI N E TRI CKLES

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DOORB ELL RI N GS

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What are you doi ng?
- Shh .

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I ' m trying to enjoy
this very comfortable si Ience .

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You ' re being ch i ldish .
- Shh ! That ' s tal ki ng .

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Look, what do you want me to say?

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I wake u p , I eat porridge .

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Your father goes on about something .

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This morn i ng it was seven types of plastic .

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Why are you getting at me?

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Ah ! I just wanted to take you out
for a nice day--

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M um , M um , M um , M um !
- Shit!

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M I RI :
Oh , what was that?

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Oh !
- Jesus !

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RAD IO PLAYS
TH E ARCH ERS TH EM E TU N E

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M r Matteson , I i m from Pi lot Power,
l need to check you r meter.

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Oh , somebody came a few days ago.
- l know.

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But it gave an odd reading
and so I ' m following up .

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Don i t want an astronomical bill .
- OSCAR SCOFFS

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That would be very unli kely.

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I have the energy efficiency
of this house entirely u nder control .

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May I just say that your recycling system
out in front here

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is exemplary.

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U m , than k you .

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Yes . If everyone put in the ti me you do,
there ' d be a lot more polar bears .

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Iti s the Ieast a human can do.

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Did you know that teabags
are not compostable?

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And that certain brands , they use ...

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synthetic--
- Synthetic fibres , yes .

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H E CH UCKLES
I Iearnt the hard way.

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AII those bags toxifying my com post bins .

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Oh , don i t go there .

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You are a Ieader of men .

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A Viki ng .

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It would be an honour
to check the house of a hero .

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U h , of course , come in .
- Yes? Yes , O K.

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I' Exemplary'i .
OSCAR H U FFS AN D CH U C KLES

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Oh , sh it, poor th i ng .

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Oh , Ch rist!

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Oh , l thin k it i s dead .

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The car. Oh , the car!
- l s it dead?

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Oscar ! II be fu rious .

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Thin k it i s mostly dead .

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Oh God , it blin ked .
- How we gonna get there?

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Oh no , it ' s still breathing ,
it ' s l i ke 99olO dead .

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If we i re late ,
she ' s gon na be such an old bag about it.

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M um , we have to do something about it,
it ' s in pain .

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Oh , God . Put it out of its misery.

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Oh , I can i t. You do it.

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You do it.

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What?

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N othing .

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I didn ' t say anything .
- You so did .

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Oh , I didn i t mean--
- What, I ' ve killed before

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so l can kill agai n?
- Oh , don ' t be so silly.

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You i re my mother,
you ' re su pposed to be on my side

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not Iooking at me li ke I i m some kind of
cold-blooded ...

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B Ioody. . . ! Oh , shit.

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Well , now it i s dead .

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It was in pain .
- BIeu rgh , l can taste it.

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No, you can i t. Leave it.

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No . . .
- Look, come on , we ' ll be Iate .

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No , we ' re not Ieaving it in the road .

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What are you doi ng?
- B urying it.

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Help me .

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No. B Ioody filthy.

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Oh , no .

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I ' m ki l l i ng it even more .

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Sorry, Iittle fox.

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CAROLI N E SI G HS

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I i ve never done that before ,
killed someth i ng .

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It was the right thing to do .
- Yes , but...

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Foxes are bastards anyway, they steal babies
from bu ngalows and chickens and stuff.

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M I RI SI G HS
OK, M u m , Iet ' s go and sort out the car.

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SH E SI N GS:


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- M I Rl M U M B LES ALON G

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- Blah, blah, blah...

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M I RI M U M B LES TH E TU N E

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SAM U EL:
Oh, oh, oh...

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What is it?

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Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick,
tick, tick and ...

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That is faster than it shou ld be .
- Well , it ' s always li ke that.

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N o . N o.

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H E SI G HS

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There is energy bei ng wasted
somewhere in this house .

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No, absolutely not, I am vigilant.

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PHON E CH I M ES

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Oh , is-is that you ?

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No , it i s my wife ' s .

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That is not a viking ' s phone .

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I would Ii ke to check all you r power-points
and appliances .

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M r Matteson , don i t worry.

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This wi I I take a few hours

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but l promise ,
l will get to the bottom of this .

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Maybe iti s in the car
and it fel I out of you r pocket?

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I don ' t wear things with pockets .

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I ' ve never worn anything with pockets .

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What ' s wrong with pockets?
- H ips , M iri !

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Oh , God , where is it?

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Wel l , it i s fine , we ' II just...

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There ' s a payphone--
- It isn ' t fi ne .

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N othing is fine .
- Oh , my God . I s this about pockets again ?

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I had it in my hand .

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Well , you probably Ieft it at home .
- l didn ' t.

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I know I didn ' t.

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Oh , Ch rist, maybe I did .

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Oh , shit.

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M um , what you doi ng?

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I ' m sitting down .

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OK, Iook, I ' m gonna go to the payphone

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and I ' m gonna call
the breakdown people , alright?

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I i m sure I had it.

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Oh , for fucki s sake , why is everyone
so obsessed with thei r phones?

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I need to tal k to M iri .

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Who are you?
- H er best friend .

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Iti s very important.

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Wel l , she i s not here .
- SH E SI G HS

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Can I get a cod and ch ips?

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Iti s ten in the morn ing .

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Are you judgi ng me?
- No .

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Wel l , when you i ve got kids ,
ten in the morn ing is two in the afternoon .

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When ' s she coming back?
- She ' s not.

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U m , we ' re moving venue .

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I ' ve got a truck.

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Gonna park it by the beach . . .
- Do you wanna fuck me?

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What?

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Well , you Iook real ly bored .

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I ' m stressed , you know ,
we ' d both get someth i ng out of it.

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B ut I don ' t even know who you are .
- Yeah , l mean , that' s the whole ...

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Oh , God , just forget it.

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Sti l l got it.

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M I RI :
They ' ll be about two hours .

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What? That ' s ridicu Ious .

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A tyre is hardly a priority.

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Two women in the middle of nowhere , no phone ,
it ' s l i ke <i>Midsomer Murders.</i>

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M um , we ' re in West Sussex,
a Tory M P will probably drive by

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and save us before the breakdown people do.

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They say two hours , they mean four.

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OK.

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If I i d known , I ' d have brought a book.

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Where i s you r father when we need him?

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H E SI G HS

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H E MOUTHS

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H E MOUTHS

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I i m gonna cancel my mem bership .

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M I RI :
Then they' ll definitely come .

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CAR0 LI N E SCOFFS

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M um , why don ' t you come and sit down?
- No , I don ' t want to sit.

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I ' ve done sitting . l i m standing now.

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SH E SCOFFS

234
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OK. . . this is awful .

235
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CAROLl N E SI G HS
l know.

236
00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:19,556
No, no , no , no, not the breakdown .
This . Us .

237
00:13:19,680 --> 00:13:22,513
You have been so wei rd with me
si nce l came back.

238
00:13:22,680 --> 00:13:23,511
J ust...

239
00:13:25,840 --> 00:13:27,194
Where are you goi ng?
- l don ' t know.

240
00:13:27,480 --> 00:13:29,790
We are gonna have this conversation .
- OK, fine .

241
00:13:29,920 --> 00:13:32,196
You were right,
I thought you should ki I I the fox.

242
00:13:32,240 --> 00:13:34,754
And l smashed its head i n
so we didn ' t have to talk about all this .

243
00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:36,195
God , l i m a terrible mother.

244
00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:38,513
I thin k I might be a cunt.
- N o , you ' re not.

245
00:13:38,680 --> 00:13:39,590
I am .

246
00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:42,390
I left you and your father
when you were six for a whole month .

247
00:13:42,440 --> 00:13:44,670
I- I know, we ate custard every night,
it was quite fun .

248
00:13:44,760 --> 00:13:47,513
Sometimes I didn i t put you to bed at night
cos I couldn ' t bear readi ng

249
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<i>The Tiger Who Came To Tea.</i>

250
00:13:49,280 --> 00:13:50,953
OK.
- Agai n and again .

251
00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:53,594
It i s just a book.
- God , l cou Idn ' t bear that bloody tiger.

252
00:13:53,680 --> 00:13:55,353
He had no manners .
- Because he ' s a tiger.

253
00:13:55,440 --> 00:13:57,829
You know , he couldn i t get an erection .
- Well , he was just there for tea.

254
00:13:57,920 --> 00:14:01,629
Your father, after you went away.
Probably thought it was al I my fault.

255
00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:03,390
Oh , forget it.

256
00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:05,997
Where are you going? You-you want to talk.

257
00:14:06,080 --> 00:14:09,630
Yeah , a real conversation ,
this is just you whining in the woods .

258
00:14:10,640 --> 00:14:13,871
Why can i t I do anything right?
- Because you don ' t do anyth i ng right!

259
00:14:14,920 --> 00:14:18,470
Do you know that l shared a room with a woman
who said the word beetle 2O ti mes a minute

260
00:14:18,840 --> 00:14:22,276
for two years?
No, because you don ' t ask.

261
00:14:22,360 --> 00:14:24,158
I . . .
- The only th i ng you could ask me about

262
00:14:24,240 --> 00:14:25,275
was the weather.

263
00:14:25,440 --> 00:14:28,273
So?
- So , so? What' s the weather li ke , M iri ?

264
00:14:28,480 --> 00:14:30,551
I was inside for 23 hours a day!

265
00:14:30,680 --> 00:14:34,116
Well , I didn i t know .
- This momentous thing happened to our family

266
00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:37,119
and we can i t talk about it
because it makes you feel uncomfortable .

267
00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:39,271
Fine . The whispering .

268
00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:42,312
Being frozen out of the ch u rch choir.

269
00:14:42,760 --> 00:14:46,879
Having to go to the su permarket
after dark out of town to avoid the stares .

270
00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:48,076
Friends dropping Ii ke flies .

271
00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:50,880
No Christmas cards on the mantel
means no Christmas full stop .

272
00:14:51,920 --> 00:14:54,878
Just two M andS tu rkey legs
in front of the telly

273
00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:56,439
hoping it would make it go faster.

274
00:14:56,880 --> 00:15:02,512
Years and years of nothing but me and him
rattl i ng arou nd that sad , em pty house

275
00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:03,920
waiting for you to come back.

276
00:15:05,080 --> 00:15:07,276
Worrying about what you ' d be li ke
if you did come back.

277
00:15:07,600 --> 00:15:10,069
I don i t ask you about it because I hated it.

278
00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:12,277
And I want to pretend
none of it ever happened .

279
00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:15,189
You ruined my Iife . Prison ru i ned my life .

280
00:15:15,840 --> 00:15:16,910
And I hated you .

281
00:15:17,160 --> 00:15:18,878
I have hated you .

282
00:15:26,240 --> 00:15:27,230
Than k you .

283
00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,070
What?
- No .

284
00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:31,438
Thank you for being honest with me .

285
00:15:33,640 --> 00:15:35,438
Maybe a bit too honest, but...

286
00:15:39,680 --> 00:15:41,318
What do you want me to do to help you?

287
00:15:42,280 --> 00:15:43,953
J ust be my mum , that ' s all .

288
00:15:55,360 --> 00:15:56,191
H m .

289
00:15:59,640 --> 00:16:00,675
OSCAR :
Hello?

290
00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:04,516
I i ve gotta go , I ' ve gotta meet someone .
I ' II be back in 2O m i n utes .

291
00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:06,238
Sure , l have everyth i ng I need .

292
00:16:20,120 --> 00:16:20,996
Hah .

293
00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:24,230
B ingo . Hello, ladies .

294
00:16:36,280 --> 00:16:38,556
H i , I ' m M i ri .

295
00:16:43,080 --> 00:16:44,036
H ello .

296
00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:49,795
PHON E CH I M ES

297
00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:06,120
Shit!
- " My labia is moist. "

298
00:17:06,440 --> 00:17:08,511
Whoa! Whoa, M r Matteson ...

299
00:17:08,600 --> 00:17:11,035
DO M SPLUTTE RS

300
00:17:11,360 --> 00:17:12,350
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

301
00:17:12,440 --> 00:17:14,511
Hey, hey, hey, hey! Hey, hey!
lt was meaningless .

302
00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:16,352
It was my wife , you . . .
- Fuck off.

303
00:17:17,360 --> 00:17:19,636
Fuck off!
- Sh ut u p , you little twat!

304
00:17:19,760 --> 00:17:22,115
Stop , wait, wait. Wait! Wait, wait, wait!

305
00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:25,591
Wait. J ust wait. Let me just. . . this is new.

306
00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:29,156
You wanna fight me but I i m warn i ng you now,
l ' ll fuck you up .

307
00:17:29,920 --> 00:17:32,673
Fuck off! Fuck, fuck you . Fuck off!

308
00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:33,591
Fuck off!

309
00:17:33,640 --> 00:17:35,199
Hey, whoa, whoa. Calm , calm , calm ...

310
00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:36,634
DOM G RU NTS

311
00:17:36,920 --> 00:17:38,319
Fuck, you i re 7O !

312
00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:40,789
Aesus !
- I am a Vi king !

313
00:17:40,880 --> 00:17:42,712
Fuck! Argh !

314
00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:45,269
You always were a pathetic l ittle jerk.

315
00:17:45,360 --> 00:17:47,078
I can feel your nuts on my nuts .

316
00:17:47,160 --> 00:17:49,470
You stay away from my wife

317
00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:52,440
and my daughter. I s that clear?

318
00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:58,956
Agh . . .
You ' re I ucky l don ' t fight pensioners .

319
00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:01,557
DOM COU G HS AN D G ROANS

320
00:18:05,560 --> 00:18:08,791
Oh , for fuck. . . That was u n necessary!

321
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,354
Vi king !

322
00:18:16,880 --> 00:18:17,870
Is M iri here?

323
00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:19,590
No .

324
00:18:20,040 --> 00:18:22,316
M r and M rs Matteson ?
- N obody' s here .

325
00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:24,637
BOTTLE CAP POPS
- Just me .

326
00:18:25,080 --> 00:18:26,195
Sorry, who are you ?

327
00:18:26,920 --> 00:18:29,275
I ' m here to fix th i ngs .

328
00:18:29,840 --> 00:18:32,673
Drin k on the job , do you?
- H m , hm , yeah .

329
00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:34,710
M m .

330
00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:39,630
Sometimes . When things go very well .

331
00:18:41,640 --> 00:18:45,270
Ha. Such good friends , all of you , hmm?

332
00:18:46,120 --> 00:18:50,079
You , M i ri , and of course , poor l ittle Lara.

333
00:18:51,240 --> 00:18:56,713
B ut even the best friends . . .
they have secrets , don ' t they, Mandy?

334
00:18:57,760 --> 00:18:58,909
How do you know my name?

335
00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:01,678
H E SN I FFS
H m ...

336
00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:07,311
Well ...

337
00:19:08,720 --> 00:19:10,518
I thin k l . . . I better go now.

338
00:19:12,440 --> 00:19:13,794
Don i t fuck with me .

339
00:19:14,600 --> 00:19:15,829
I ' m a head teacher.

340
00:19:18,720 --> 00:19:20,040
H E C H UC KLES

341
00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:21,838
Good Iuck sleeping ton ight.

342
00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:25,234
Two hours my arse .

343
00:19:25,520 --> 00:19:26,715
Come here , hang on .

344
00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:31,398
I thought you said it doesn i t matter
how you look?

345
00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:33,598
Well , it matters to you , doesn ' t it?

346
00:19:36,280 --> 00:19:38,271
I know you wouldn ' t have
done anything u n Iess ...

347
00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:42,834
You and Lara, you were such good friends .

348
00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:46,233
Why was she so angry with you?

349
00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:50,355
It i s never made sense .
- lt ' s a rabbit hole , l can ' t even ...

350
00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:51,595
The poor Bobacks .

351
00:19:52,560 --> 00:19:53,789
To Iose a ch i Id ...

352
00:19:55,120 --> 00:19:56,076
unthin kable .

353
00:19:57,840 --> 00:19:59,433
CAR H ORN HON KS

354
00:20:00,560 --> 00:20:02,312
Shut up , you bloody Tory scum !

355
00:20:02,360 --> 00:20:04,033
M um , you i re a Tory.
- Yes , l know .

356
00:20:04,080 --> 00:20:05,878
CAR H O RN PLAYS i' D lXl E "
- Oh , hello !

357
00:20:05,920 --> 00:20:07,797
CAROLl N E :
Ha! At last.

358
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,229
M I RI :
That' s a cheery horn .

359
00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:13,790
Another year.

360
00:20:17,160 --> 00:20:20,357
You i re not missing m uch , um . . .
I never know what to do today.

361
00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:23,198
I just asked a stranger for sex.

362
00:20:25,080 --> 00:20:26,229
M i ri ' s back.

363
00:20:28,320 --> 00:20:30,391
You i re probably haunting the sh it out her.

364
00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:33,075
Like you are me .

365
00:20:34,920 --> 00:20:36,354
I sti l l can i t sleep .

366
00:20:39,120 --> 00:20:40,155
But you know that.

367
00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:45,073
Sometimes I miss you

368
00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:48,391
and then I remember what a bitch you were ,
and l still miss you .

369
00:20:51,880 --> 00:20:53,154
Grade-A skun k.

370
00:20:53,880 --> 00:20:54,995
Don i t pull a whitey.

371
00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:03,149
M l Rl CHANTS :
Shark! Shark! Shark!

372
00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:05,032
Attack!
- TH EY LAU G H

373
00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:06,836
I sti l l don i t get it.

374
00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:09,314
I ' m more of a bridge person .

375
00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:10,635
M I RI :
B ridge? M u m !

376
00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:13,599
When we get home ,
l am teaching you ping-pong doorway.

377
00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:14,790
CAROLl N E :
No , M i ri .

378
00:21:24,280 --> 00:21:26,635
What are you doing out here?
Is that blood?

379
00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:28,520
U h , yeah .

380
00:21:29,360 --> 00:21:32,239
U h , I got into a bit of a squabble
with a rose bush .

381
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:33,831
I won .

382
00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:35,470
You ' re here .

383
00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:39,036
We ' re all here .

384
00:21:39,520 --> 00:21:40,954
M um beat the shit out of a dead fox.

385
00:21:41,040 --> 00:21:42,110
M iri .
- Well ...

386
00:21:42,160 --> 00:21:43,673
it happened , so I ' m gonna tel l everyone .

387
00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:45,631
You Iook terri ble .

388
00:21:46,040 --> 00:21:47,633
But you i re mine .
- l know.

389
00:21:53,360 --> 00:21:55,476
Right, you two , get inside .

390
00:21:55,840 --> 00:21:58,070
No snoggi ng until after dinner.

391
00:21:58,720 --> 00:22:00,074
M I Rl :
Whee !

392
00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:01,992
This is so nice .
- M m .

393
00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:04,190
Look at that one there .

394
00:22:04,560 --> 00:22:05,959
Wow.
- Did you see that?

395
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:14,593
MARK SNO RES

396
00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:24,919
SH E SI G HS

397
00:22:39,040 --> 00:22:40,633
PAPE R CRU NCH ES

398
00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:20,632
M R BOBACK: <i>Lara!</i>
- LARA: <i>My dadis back, hide the cigarettes.</i>

399
00:23:20,680 --> 00:23:21,636
<i>Hi, Dad!</i>

400
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:24,230
G l RLS :
<i>Hi, Mr Boback!</i>

401
00:23:26,320 --> 00:23:27,355
LARA:
<i>Hi, Dad.</i>

402
00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:29,910
G l RLS :
<i>Hi, Mr Boback!</i>

403
00:23:33,080 --> 00:23:33,956
Yes .

404
00:23:39,440 --> 00:23:41,511
Hello , M r Boback.

405
00:23:45,720 --> 00:23:46,630
M m .